For James… My Pampers Cruisers Wearing One-Year-Old
Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re wearing Pampers Cruisers from Target! You’re off and away!
You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can crawl in any direction you choose:
… without chafing your thighs or letting poo loose!
You’ll look up and down stairs and over your crib. Look over with care, before falling down there.
You may not decide they’re worth tumbling down. In that case, of course, your mom’ll carry you around town:
… it’s opener up there in mom’s wide open air!
Up there things can happen and frequently do, even to people as darling as you.
And when things start to happen don’t worry. Don’t stew. Mom will still hold you when your bum starts to smell pew!
Oh the places you’ll go, and diapers you’ll fill. At least with Pampers Cruisers we know there’s no spill.
This world it is great, you can roam far and near. And even if you go for awhile… no leaks here!
You may encounter trouble and eventually hitches. But with Pampers Cruisers at least you won’t have a sag in your britches.
On and on you will go with dad on trails and in creeks, knowing of course, that your Pampers won’t leak.
And when you’re at home, there’s a very good chance, you’re brothers might try to scare you right out of your pants.
… But they won’t, no sir. Your pants will stay tight. With Pampers your pants can’t help but stay right.
You’ll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You’ll get mixed up with many strange “birds” as you go.
But your Pampers Cruisers and your family will be right by your side, helping you navigate roads narrow and wide.
And… will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)
*Inspired by my love for Dr. Seuss and Oh, the Places You’ll Go!
I was selected for this opportunity as a member of Clever Girls and the content and opinions expressed here are all my own.
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