I have a Latin lover and she‘s hot. Yeah, you heard me. Move aside Tabasco. I’m moving on to a newer model, and her name is Cholula. She makes me feel so much better than you ever did. She makes me want to break out in song.
“I love her in the mornings, and in the afternoons, I love her in the evenings underneath the moon….”
That’s right. I like it hot. I like Cholula on my eggs in the morning, on my pizza, potatoes, and in my salad dressings. And my oh my, do I like it on my popcorn.
Simplifying food you make at home for toddlers? Spice it up a little post-stovetop. Your tastebuds will thank you. And maybe you’ll find yourself taking a lover too…
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