The stay-at-home mom gig is great. Except for the lack of pay. Major bummer. Especially when I’m finding all of these amazing things for my wardrobe and home. Not to mention I wouldn’t mind placing my beater of a car…
This house, which happens to be for sale. It’s a block from my kid’s preschool and has an amazing pool and guest quarters! A girl can dream. And, if she’s really lucky, win the lottery.
So now that I’ve bought my dream house, I have about $150K left for additional spending. Let’s spruce up my ride:
Yep, I’d like a Range Rover. In a light gold color. With a tan interior. Please.
Ok, down to 60K. Dude, I’m going through dollars pretty fast here. So let’s add:
Because I’m going to need to look cute while I’m lounging by new pool. Down another $260. Just a drop in the bucket.
So let’s get a cover up in case I need to run an errand:
Love this Holmes & Yang slip dress. Only $995. So now I can look pretty at home and out on the town.
Guess, I better get something for the kids.
This should keep them entertained. And at $52,000 it darn well better!!!
Hmmm… I’ve only got a couple grand left. So, here you go hon:
A mere $6,000 for a pimped-out bicycle.
Bummer. I’m all spent out. Probably shoulda put a little aside for college. Oh well. If all else fails the kids can move into their pirate ship when they turn 18.
What would you buy if you had a million dollars?