This post was written by Cindy Barnes an Allen Tate Realtor and our CMF Modern Grandma:
Ever talked about time with a four-year-old? My grandson Graham and I discovered that it is all relative during breakfast on the patio. I’m not sure who was more confused. It started simply enough. “Grandma, my cousins Winkin and Weswey (Lincoln and Wesley) are coming tomorrow and they will spend the night with me in my tent.”
Having some knowledge of the situation, I said, “No, Graham, they are coming today.”
“But, Grandma, Mommy said that they are coming tomorrow.”
“Yes, but she said that yesterday and now tomorrow is today.”
“But, Grandma, today is today and tomorrow is tomorrow. She said they are coming tomorrow not today.”
“I know but now tomorrow is today.”
“No, Grandma, tomorrow is tomorrow!”
Graham, I think you’re going to get a nice surprise today. Abbott and Costello*, you’ve got competition!
Mr. Smartypants. Oh, and that’s a happy face in actuality. He’s posing. Can’t you tell? |
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Many thanks to my mom for another post about how insightful my son is. 🙂 If you’d like to read more offerings from the Modern Grandma, check out here posts here. Feel free to leave a comment about this blog post below, or leave suggestions for future blogs by the world’s hippest Grandma!
*Is now the time to admit I had to Google Abbott and Costello? If you also need help with that one, here’s the wiki link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abbott_and_Costello
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